The Squared Circle 24/7 **** Championship

[More Cowbell]

After being away from the action for awhile MoreCowbell is pissed and decides to hire a hired gun hitman. Yeah Cowbell decided. From now on he's not going to travel alone so he callsin for a hitman manager. Cowbell ordered the cigar smoking toughes sob out of new york.

Next thing you know Brooklyn Brawler shows up in his boat to help cowbell hunt down gnrfan. They catch up to him on the shores of jamaca where kofi's whole family is from and greets the two guys)the see gnr showing his two belts off trying to impress the local women for some hanky panky, when charging in like a bull the brawler knocks gnrfan down. He tries gettingup but is greeted by a roundhouse kick to the face from cowbell. This was followed by brawler putting cigars out on gnr's back. Riveting in pain the assault from"cowbell brawler" isn't over yet (the is no ref around). Brawler bends gnrfan over for a norman smiley big wiggle. Cowbell runs into the ocean and grabs some shellsand crushes themjust to throw on gnrfans back. When in comes Danny Davis. The ref is on the beach. Brawler throws gnrfan up on his shouldes and cowbellclimbsa coconut tree and delivers a doooooomsday device onto the sucker. Cowbell plants the victoryfoot. 1 2 3 we have a new champ. Then cowbelldecides to. Once and for all let brawler be champ for amin. Cowbell laysdown and brawler pins cowbell 12 3, brawler is champion. He counts to 10, turns around and cowbell rolls him into a small package to get the title back and unifies the two belts and leaves jamaica for moscow russia. Cowbell champion w/ Brooklyn Brawler assidekick

[Gnrfan]

As Gnrfan looks up to see his title disapear, he is greeted by two sexy beach girls (one blonde & one Brunette) the Brunette says "They were Cowards, attacking you 2 on 1 and when you weren't ready" Do you wanna come back to our house and we'll look after you (biting her lip seductivley).... unless you wanna go after them and get your title back. GNRFAN says "I'm nothing without my title".... The Hot Blonde says "We Have a Hot Tub and a crap load of Alcohol and We're lightweights" GNRFAN thinks about it and says "Well i am injured" as the sun is setting GNRFAN walks off to the hot tub with two ladies.

In the hot tub, while the brunette is aiding GNRFANS recovery The sexy Blonde asks "Will you ever win the title again"

GNRFAN replies "Oh yes. After you girls heel me for a couple of weeks.... the title will be mine"

[Hammy]

Many months have passed and Cowbell has not been heard of.  The **** Title has lot prestige having not been defended since he won it on the 22nd of August.  Hammy in true Police Academy style decides to go on a Mission to Moscow, the site of Cowbell's historic title win.  Upon arrival in the country he comes off the plane to cold, snowy conditions, it reminds him of Rocky IV.  In true Rocky fashion he goes to a cabin in the middle of nowhere spending time training, ready to pounce when he finally finds Cowbell.

That night he ventures into the nearest town, ready for a night out to relax when he spots Cowbell coming out of a nearby bar.  He looks around quickly for a weapon to use and all he see's is a little old Russian Lady driving along in a little truck.  He signals for her to stop, throws her out of the truck and jumps in, foot on the pedal he has Cowbell he his sights, he revs up the engine, bang!  he nails Cowbell at 50 mph, Cowbell is understandbly dazed (a lesser man would be dead), he jumps out nails a fameasser, he hooks the leg, Earl Hebner stumbles out of the local bar and counts, 1, 2....Whack!

Earl has hit Hammy with a beer bottle, Holy Smokes its a Moscow Screwjob, he drapes Cowbell over Hammy, 1, 2, 3!.

Earl bungles Cowbell into the truck and drives off into the distance.....

[D]

Earl and Cowbell are driving down the road an they decide to pull into a hotel for the night


They have to share a room cause **** Champs don't make the big bucks.

Before they get to the room, they knock a few back at the bar and Cowbell passes out

Earl walks Cowbell to his room.

Next morning, Earl leaves Cowbell asleep and goes down to get some breakfast.

The maid comes in to clean the room but OH ****, WAIT A MINUTE it is Blowupyourvideo in a maid's outfit................. He covers the passed out Cowbell in his bed 1-2-3

new **** champ

Blowup

[More Cowbell]

Ending the Reign of the longest **** Champion in History. In True Honky Tonk Style I will shake, rattle, and roll back for blood someday....

[Hammy]

Since October 27th BlowUpYourVideo has been hiding away in Japan becoming the longest Champion in TSC history, and he's become somewhat complacent.  Thinking most have forgotten about the belts existence, cocky as he now is he's been expecting to hold on to the belt for years, maybe the rest of his life, unfortunately for him, Hammy remembers.

BlowUpYourVideo is out for an early morning run in Tokyo, trying to keep in shape when from out of nowhere he feels a massive pain in his back, he has been nailed with a steel chair (note: it was to the back since chair shots to the head our outlawed, even in Japan).  He falls to the ground in pain, looking up to see Hammy, with chair in hand with Mike Chioda by his side dressed as a dodgy tourist.  Chioda drops his camera and gets ready to count, but Hammy doesn't want a pinfall victory, he gets ready to get into Bong Buster Bundy mode and apply his new submission hold, The Bong Busting Clutch, it's hooked on, and in true stoner fashion BlowUpYourVideo is getting mellow, and tired, and dopey and he's going out, Chioda checks on him, he's out.  Hammy grabs the belt, hops on the back of his golf cart, his novel getaway vehicle, and he's out of here....

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Totally not forgetting he was ever **** Champ, BUYV gradually comes around and realises what has happened. He is seen phoning somebody and yelling at them to get that "thieving SOB on the golf cart". "No, I'm not high!" he adds.

BUYV swears to get his title back......

[Hammy]

BUYV swears to get his title back......

Little does he know, swearing on a PG show has its consequences....


TSC Management would like to wish BlowUpYourVideo well in his future endeavours.